YOU ARE NOT GPING TO BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DID OKAY I JUST WOKE UP TO MY MOM SHAKING ME GOING “wtf are you doing” AND IT TURNS OUT I WAS SLEEPWALKING AND I BAKED HALFWAY DECEBT SUGAR COOKIES FROM FUCKING SCRATCH THIS IS SO FUCKING SURREAL FOR ME RIGHT NOW
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
idk man tumblr’s are just having fun why do you gotta be a big bummer about something that makes people smile and laugh that’s kinda a huge asshole thing to do
thank you matt smith
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